Burp

So, everyone likes to burp, am I right? Anyway, I went to a chorus concert themed Disney world and we sang Small World and so many solos, supercalafragilisticespealadoshus, I wont say I’m in love, candle on the water, part of that world, ect.

We came back from Pennsylvania and we went to a cherry blossom festival and saw lots of Haragucu (Don’t know how to spell that. It’s Ha-ra-shoo-koo.) Japanese men and women were playing drums and did a good job.

We also went to the zoo. Their was a monkey house, and part of it had like these shelves, and these stairs led up to them so it was a monkey house several stories high! Their was a backyard with toys and things to swing from. So, anyway, a monkey (they were chimps) was on a floor higher than another chimp, and their were holed in the floor and walls, so the monkey above peed and the monkey below drank it!

Their are less than 30 Amur leopards still left in the wild.

Jeremy got a 3DS for his birthday! And it’s much cooler than my DSI. I tell myself “Look on the bright side! You have a better flip notes than him! And he can’t do pictochat like you can!”
He got a jungle-gym that you could find at a playground!

I want to say…

Hey! Heard of the app “jetpack”? It has a picture of a boy with a jetpack. And, check out “Bad piggies”. It has a picture of a green pig. I am going to see Harry Potter tonight! I want to see it again. I haven’t seen it since second grade. I recently read the book, and am now on the second book. Anyway, GET THESE APPS

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Ha ha

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cupcakes

Hey! I’m bringing these cupcakes to Apey and Diane’s. This one is about to be decorated. Me, daddy, and mama are doing it, and in this case, daddy.

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Here are just the cupcakes with no decorations.

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We need to add flowers and candy Easter eggs!

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We have about six or seven tips. Here are four of the seven. They are new. (This may be in the wrong blogpost, but I saw Pocahontas, the movie for the first time recently.)

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Here are a few with sparkles. You may not be able to see them…

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This is me saying bye!

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Easter

We are decorating eater eggs tonight! I love hard boiled eggs, especially decorated with paint and jewels and stickers. The Easter bunny poops out jellybeans. We have a whole bowl full of not ordinary M&Ms, but: Yellow ones, light blue ones, light green ones, pink ones, and light purple. Some of them, above the Ms, like the Ms are the eyes, their are bunnies, lambs, and chicks.

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The cupcakes I made at daddy’s birthday, the recipe

What you will need to make double butterscotch cupcakes is: 2 cups of flour, 1 and a quarter cups of sugar 1 ( 3.4 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix, 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 4 eggs lightly beaten, 3 fourths cup of canola oil, 1 teaspoon of vanilla, 1(12 ounce) package of butterscotch chips.

*Preheat oven to 360 degrees.

*Place paper baking cups in 24 muffin cups. Combine flour, sugar, both pudding mixes, baking powder and half a teaspoon of salt in a bowl.

*In a separate bowl, combine 1cup of water, eggs, oil and vanilla; stir this mixture into dry ingredients
And mix just until moist. Stir in 1 cup of butterscotch chips and mix well.

*Spoon batter into muffin cups about two-thirds full. Bake for 16 to 20 minutes or until the toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool for 5 minutes before removing from the pan. Cool completely before frosting. Yields 24 cupcakes.

Decorations: you will need 1 (12 ounce) container ready-to-serve buttercream frosting, 1 (8 ounce) package of toffee bits, or a crunched Heath bar.

*Use a pastry bag fitted with a star tip number 28 or 30, depending on the size you want. Squeeze the bag evenly around the top of the cupcake from outside to inside. Sprinkle toffee or crunched Heath bar on top.

*If you want a little different twist for the frosting, coconut-pecan frosting is great on these cupcakes.

Nothing feels exactly like the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

To create a smooth finish, dip a spatula or knife in hot water after frosting the cupcakes and gently smooth the surface of the frosting.

Now this is the most important parts of making cupcakes: After you make them, you HAVE to eat them and say “Yum!”

My crazy imagination

THE STORY OF JELL-O
Once their was a little boy named John Jell-O B’gello. He was the only person in his family with a normal first name. If his parents signed the Declaration of Independence, his mother would sign it BUBBLES B’GELLO and his father would sign it ROCKY MOUNTAIN B’GELLO. His first name is Rocky Mountain. And people called John, Jell-O, because for his middle name, and for his love of jell-o. He LOVES it! So when he grew up he wanted to be a lunch man to hang with the lunch ladies, but sadly, no one thought he was attractive. But who cares. But he was not accepted! *girl screams* everyone thought his name wasa joke and he lied to them. So he worked at a jell-O factory right next to the place where they filmed the Hunger Games. And he had to make blue jell-O! *girl screams* he liked red jell-O the best. He wanted to ask his boss if they made red and green jell-O, cuz all around him he saw piles if blue jell-O and machines that went BRON BRON and the blue jell-O was wiggling and jiggling. And it drove him up the wall! *girl screams* Not literally! And quit your scream’n! So his boss said every month they switch. In April they will make green jell-O, and than May is red. Jell-o had to wait a long time till May, and in June is his birthday, and they will be making stupid blue jell-O again! So he jumped into a volcano and was never heard from again.
THE END

THE MAGIC OF AMAZON (YOU KNOW THE COMPANY AMAZON.)
Once their was a dude. And his name was Steve. And he liked the movie Mickey Mouse. He was a VERY rich man and he was a little odd and when you walked in, you saw a burst of color. You wouldn’t find this stuff in a regular rich man’s house. Like instead of a beautiful giant chandelier, you would find balloons everywhere. His favorite part of his huge house was the very gigantic dining room. He had the biggest table in the world, literally, and the place had many windows and a fine tile and a high ceiling with many beams. And he was always in furniture stores, looking for chairs for his huge dining room and huge table. And he said the the people who ran Jordan’s and BOBS and IKEA, “It has to be right.” he had to make sure the chairs and cushions matched the table. Sometimes he bought a good chair withought a cushion and bought a cushion separate and tied it on the chair. He did that a few times. So one day he went to a store and saw a chair that was made of pure gold and was 6,000 bucks, which he could easily afford, for he had thousands of dollars in his ten ducktape wallets in his giant nerd pocket, daddy has one, and it’s a hidden pocket above your shirt pocket. And he bought it, but he still needed 599 more chairs to go! So he went to amazon.com and bought 599 chairs for 17,697 dollars, cheap. And he finished his dining room and that is the magic of amazon.

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Daddy

Daddy is a good photographer and is great with bikes. And your saying no? Well, this might change your mind.

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This is his curling team. He is a nerd- a good nerd and it’s a nerdy sport. And look, in third grade we had to read a mystery book and make a book report on it, and dad took a picture so it will last. I’m sure you heard of the box car children?

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Now, this is just COOL!

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This is funny, cause daddy is sometimes sneaky, so on the fourth of July, he took a picture of mom and Karen.

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And if he sees a good shot near, he pulls out his camera.

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Mommy married him because he has the best sense of humor.

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He takes care of me when I’m sick, so he’s taking care of me right now.

Cake pops

Me and my mom saw online a woman who makes amazing cake pops. It all started when me and daddy made cake pops, and when we dipped in the round balls (we were making snowmen,) mine fell apart and a bunch of crumbs mixed in with the clean white frosting. Before we decorated them, they looked like a hobo made it at the side of the street. When we did decorate it, well… It looked better, but the four Jeremy made were like “nerd with sunglasses!” and their mouths were all the way down to where the feet would be if they had feet.

Daddy put a picture of them on Facebook, and one said OMG LOL! Another said fakerella (meant to be bakerella, the company where the woman works.) I was offended, and it was my kit. The kit said it made TWENTY but it made EIGHT. It said make the balls an inch big, and we did that. Guess it didn’t make enough chocolate mix. The pops on the box was splendid! See what ours looked like? No comments but “I like them.”

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Here…

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I bet you all heard of the movie Franken weenie? Answer for question of the week: If spaghetti is cooked well enough, it sticks to the wall. Question of the week: Who played the starring role in “A Little Princess?”

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Stone fox

Has anyone heard of the story “Stone Fox?” we already read it in school, and now we’re watching the movie, only, I might skip the ending part because it’s SO SAD! It’s a happy sad ending. Stone fix is and Indian who is undefeated in dog sled racing. Little Willy has to get the prize money, to save his grandfather from dying of depression. And little Willy and his dog, Searchlight,are ahead if Stone Fox- but just barely. 100 feet away from the finish line, Searchlight’s heart explodes and theft roll and tumble 90 feet- now 10 feet away from the finish line! Stone fox stops beside little Willy, and takes out his rifle, and as the other racers came into view, he shot the air and drew a long white line in the snow. This is the first time a white person ever heard him talk: “If anyone passes this line, I’ll shoot.” Everyone believed him, and little Willy walked the rest of the ten feet across the finish line. But ad least grandfather won’t die!

It was a great story, though. Four and a half stars out of five. And that is a quarter of a quarter if a quarter of STONE FOX.